26 | Mother | Wife | Follower of Christ | Weight Lifter | Feminist | Huge Dragon Age fan and so not sorry about it. Blog also includes Skyrim, Harry Potter, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, various video games and stupid stuff that makes me laugh.

 

boobiesmcfeels:

“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513

clotpolesonly:

colinmorgansmouth:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

Walk up into the club like

those arms though
i’m sorry but all i can see is

clotpolesonly:

colinmorgansmouth:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

Walk up into the club like

those arms though

i’m sorry but all i can see is

image

(Source: weheartit.com)

tomorrowsdeath:

spaceballs-the-official-url:


iamparadroid:


imgoverdose:


Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.


HYPERBOLEANDAHALF


“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”


and/or pinkeye

True story: The nurses I work with hate the pain scale. Just before the patient goes in for surgery they, for legal reasons, have to explain the pain scale. Some of them just go “If you score it a five or above then they’ll give you pain medicine.” 
The pain scale is stupid, because a small pin prick to someone can be a ten. Then again if you ask a woman who is in labor how she’s feeling, she’ll just be like “HEY YEAH I’M OKAY NO THIS ISN’T PAINFUL THESE ARE TEARS OF JOY FOR MY SPAWNS ARRIVAL.”

tomorrowsdeath:

spaceballs-the-official-url:

iamparadroid:

imgoverdose:

Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.

HYPERBOLEANDAHALF

“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

and/or pinkeye

True story: The nurses I work with hate the pain scale. Just before the patient goes in for surgery they, for legal reasons, have to explain the pain scale. Some of them just go “If you score it a five or above then they’ll give you pain medicine.”

The pain scale is stupid, because a small pin prick to someone can be a ten. Then again if you ask a woman who is in labor how she’s feeling, she’ll just be like “HEY YEAH I’M OKAY NO THIS ISN’T PAINFUL THESE ARE TEARS OF JOY FOR MY SPAWNS ARRIVAL.”

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com)

your fave is problematic: Booker DeWitt

connorkawaii:

- sold his own daughter to buy more booze
- refused to dance with elizabeth
- eats trash
- tattooed himself without consulting a certified professional, breaching health and safety standards
- his hands are too big
- clearly uses hair products to keep that bitching style in place, therefore supports lethal, dangerous chemicals being released into the atmosphere
- partakes in the telling of horrific dad jokes

azogthenailfiler:

Petition for all the male love interests (plus sera) to participate in Old Spice commercials.